I don’t remember wanting to be a writer, per se. I wanted to act and perform. I wrote material for myself and my partner, and wrote scripts and screenplays to fill the time an actor has while not acting. It’s more recent that I became serious about writing books. It’s a way of traveling through my imagination and I like that.
It was a series of accidents. My dream of being an actor was squashed by my parents and upbringing. “Nobody goes out and becomes an actor for a living. Get real.” That was my programming. So I became a bartender, who performed on the side. After a serious car accident I realized a normal job was not for me. Still not convinced I had a chance at show business, I wrote to a mime teacher in Boulder Colo. I went to study with him and learn about the Kabbalah. Yes, he was a spiritual Mime. I was ready to live a life of a poor mime on a mountain top. When I got to Colorado, he had booked himself a European tour and left my money with the post office. I went to LA to be a bartender, but fell in with other mimes and one thing led to another. In retrospect, I followed my dream.
While auditioning for a comedy show, I was not dismissed properly by the producers and stood there while they batted around sketch ideas. I tossed in a few and became a writer on that show for the Playboy Channel as well as a performer. Everything was sort of accidental.
The first author to make me cry was Nikos Kazantzakis’ Zorba the Greek. I finished the book in 8th grade under my desk while in class and broke down. I wanted to be that kind of a writer inspired by people who lived life richly and fully. Then, of course Norton Juster, Roald Dahl, S.J. Perelman all tickled me and entertained me. I’m more of a Roald Dahl and Woody Allen fan for writers.
I wish I was more disciplined. I don’t write every day, — yet. I do my best writing in the early morning. If I get on a tear, I can look up to see it be 8 PM or later and my body is stiff. That’s a good day of writing. I like getting caught up in it.
Oh, yes. I wrote the first 20 pages back in the 80s and then told everyone what a great story I had. I would then tell the story rather than write it. Finally, in 2008, when I was challenged by a friend to push past the 20 odd pages, I ended up with 360 pages. I read it and was horrified at the bad writing. I put the thing away for several years. I have to make myself accountable to others and then I seem to get going. If I am asked to show my work to someone who’s on my case, I do it. In the end I enjoy it. But I’m not the greatest self-starter.
While auditioning for a comedy show, I was not dismissed properly by the producers and stood there while they batted around sketch ideas. I tossed in a few and became a writer on that show for the Playboy Channel as well as a performer. Everything was sort of accidental.
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Gary Schwartz is an award-winning, TV and film actor, director, comedian and a master improvisational acting coach whose 30 years as a performer and improv teacher has helped transform the lives of thousands of people, both on- and off-screen.
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